Thursday, February 20, 2014

Pen Name: Doctor Chicken by K.C. Burn: Spotlight and Excerpt

 



Pen Name: Doctor Chicken

by K.C. Burn

 

 

BLURB:

Sometimes Stratford Dale feels like Doctor Chicken consumes his life. It’s his pen name for a series of wildly popular children’s books. They were his brainchild; he meant for them to be a way to pay his many bills while he pursued his dream of publishing graphic novels. But the Doctor Chicken contract was a raw deal. Instead, he churns out book after book for a pittance, leaving him broke and no closer to his dreams. 

Stratford’s dreams of love have fared no better, but he’s still trying. After yet another disastrous date, he’s intrigued by a man going into a cooking class—so he takes the class too. Vinnie Giani is a successful, self-made man who is charmed by Stratford’s bow ties, sharp humor, and clumsiness—which leads to an opportunity to take Stratford in for stitches. Vinnie is, above all, responsible, having taken on the care of his mother and sisters from a young age. Perhaps it’s natural when he begins to treat Stratford more as a child who needs a parent than as an equal partner. But when Vinnie tries to “fix” Stratford’s career woes—including the Doctor Chicken problem—and ends up making the situation worse, their fledgling relationship may not withstand the the strain created by blame and lies.

 

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EXCERPT

 

“ABBY, I swear, I’m never going to find my own Thad.”

 

Stratford should have waited until he’d gotten home to call Abby, because the wind was going to freeze his fingers into a permanent curl around his phone. Gloves, scarfs, and wind-resistant fabrics hadn’t suited his super-sexy Barry-bait outfit. Unfortunately, the Barry bait had been too enticing. Or the wrong kind of enticing. Sluts might wear shirts and pants as tight as his, but they didn’t wear bow ties, did they? At least he was able to grab a latte on the way home. Aside from being one of his few expensive indulgences, it was keeping his left hand warmish.

 

“Of course you will. Are you sure you’re not judging him too harshly? You sometimes have unrealistic expectations.”

 

He snorted. No one had to know he’d had a sneaking little thought that he’d so dazzle Barry with his erudition and joie de vivre that the man would immediately become smitten and fall in love. Besides, Abby already knew he was a hopeless romantic.

 

“There was a certain romantic touch to the butt plug discussion over shrimp devolving into a dessert discussion on whether silicone, rubber, or glass was preferable for dildos. A dead giveaway, if I’d been paying attention. I mean, anyone who has enough information to write a dissertation on dildo production materials is either way too oversexed for me or hasn’t had enough sex with other people… and probably for an excellent reason, as I discovered.”

 

An older man in a fedora, walking in the opposite direction, gave Stratford a raised-brow look, and Stratford simply rolled his eyes and shrugged.

 

“Ford, you slut. You didn’t! On a first date?” Abby’s light, teasing tone hadn’t the slightest hint of censure, but it could have. After all, Stratford had had his slutty moments, to be sure, but slutty wasn’t the best way to snag a boyfriend. He didn’t think. Or at least, not too slutty. What man didn’t like a hint of slut? Monogamous slut. If there was such a thing.

 

“Uh, hello, you still there?”

 

“What, oh, yes. Sorry.” Stratford had to stop drifting to his fantasies of a fairytale ending.

 

“You dog. You did it, didn’t you? And how was it?”

 

“No. Really, I didn’t. I mean, he blew me a little bit.”

 

This time it was Abby who snorted. “Blew you a little bit? Kind of like being a little bit preggers, you know.”

 

“It’s never a good sign when you have to say ‘watch the teeth,’ followed closely by ‘don’t bite that.’ Puts a damper on things.”

 

“You think?” Loud gales of laughter buffeted him across the wireless waves, and Stratford pursed his lips. Why was his dating life such a fucking joke?

 

 

AUTHOR Bio and Links:

 

KC Burn has been writing for as long as she can remember and is a sucker for happy endings (of all kinds). After moving from Toronto to Florida for her husband to take a dream job, she discovered a love of gay romance and fulfilled a dream of her own – getting published. After a few years of editing web content by day, and neglecting her supportive, understanding hubby and needy cat at night to write stories about men loving men, she was uprooted yet again and now resides in California. Writing is always fun and rewarding, but writing about her guys is the most fun she’s had in a long time, and she hopes you’ll enjoy them as much as she does. 

Website: http://kcburn.com 



 

 

GIVEAWAY

 

The author will be awarding a Grand Prize of a $20 Amazon Gift Card AND a $20 Starbucks Gift Card to two randomly drawn commenters during the tour Via Rafflecopter.  A randomly drawn commenter at each stop will be awarded an autographed copy of the book (international giveaway).

 

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8 comments:

  1. Sounds like a really good book. Thanks for sharing it and the giveaway. evamillien at gmail dot com

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  2. Looking forward to giving this a read. It sounds like a fun read =)

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  3. I have enjoyed learning about your book. Thanks for sharing it.
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  4. This sounds like a great book, thanks for sharing!

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  5. Thanks again for stopping by! Grand Prize winners are Amanda S and Erin H. The winner of the print copy is Patrick Siu - congratulations! I'll be contacting winners via email.

    http://kcburn.com/2014/02/blog-tour-winners/

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